FAQ/Disclaimer

ENNA'S FAQ:

What made you start a blog?

Originally, I started to a blog to track my weight, and to try to keep track of what I ate. But, that didn't make for interesting blogging, so instead I started to blog about my life. I shill myself, friends, family, and co-workers for your enjoyment. YOU'RE WELCOME.

Why don't you post pictures?

Because I am not that much of a shill. No, actually, because I don't want to lose a future job because I once posted about kneeling in someone else's pee, or eating a cat, or prostitutes I have known and observed. Also, it keeps an air of intrigue about me.  Also, someday, my Pastor might stumble upon this blog, and oh, won't that be a sermon and a half.

How do you pronounce your name?

Ehn-NA. Like the mountain town in Italy.

Why did your parents name you that?

They didn't. I like to use aliases online. You should too.

What's your real name?

Yeah. No. You haven't been paying attention, have you?

I know you in real life. Should I read this blog?

You probably should. But don't worry, I change everyone's names.

Do you think you're better than me???

Yes, I do. I have no self-esteem issues. Just ask my mother.

How can I contact you?

(Ironically, this was sent to me via email) You can contact me at Superenna@gmail.com. Or you can leave a comment on my blog. I return all emails.  I don't necessarily reply to all comments.

What size shoes do you wear?

In Addidas, I'm an 8.5, in cheap shoes I am a 9.

Can you send me pictures of your feet?

Watch it buster! My dad reads this blog.

What does cat taste like?

Stringy meat. I have no other way to describe it. Maybe horse? More tender horse. Now I will have to tell you the story of how I ate a horse. Do you see what you started?

Can I tell you what to do with your life, and how you're wrong about everything you post?

Sure, why not. But be aware, I already have a mother.

What's your favorite food?

I love love love Schmaltz's Deli. Their Brooklyn beef sandwich with extra horseradish is the greatest thing I have ever eaten.

I hate chocolate with the flaming passion of a thousand suns.

Is your fiance's real name Eric?

Nope. Everyone is someone else. I am the Walrus.

And now, a disclaimer:

This is a personal weblog. This weblog does not represent the thoughts, intentions, plans or strategies of my employer. It is solely my opinion. Feel free to challenge me, disagree with me, or tell me I’m a complete nutjob in the comments section of each blog entry, but I reserve the right to delete any comment for any reason whatsoever (abusive, profane, rude, or anonymous comments) and furthermore, this blog is not a democracy, I reserve the right to edit your comments to have them say whatever I please. If I use a picture of yours without your permission, rest assured I did not mean to do so. Please let me know it is your picture, and I will credit you, or take it down.  You can contact me at superenna@gmail.com.