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Someone offered me a human hand once, and I, of course, was not mature about it.

I have held many a shitty job in my lifetime. Here are some of the things I have done on the job because I was very, very stupid.

Here is the now infamous story about how I ate a cat.  And, if that wasn't bad enough, I also ate my sorority's pet fish.

Here is something that makes me almost pee my pants every time I read it.  It's about workplace communication...yeah, that's it...

This is a post where I force my emotional issues on a random Finnish woman.  Hilarity ensues when I am brought back down to earth.

This is a post where I rub lubricant on myself and make an ass of myself IN PUBLIC.

My husband once went to the hospital. I then decide to update the world about it.

This is the worst job interview I have ever been on (though not really, because I cried in one once, but that one is too embarrassing to put on the internet.)

When I was unemployed, I really just wanted to send this cover letter. OH MY GOSH HOW I WANTED TO SEND IT.