1. I have given more money to bartenders this past week than I gave to my church. I am pretty sure that's a sin.
2. I wonder if my brain has a smell. What about my liver? Does it smell like me on a particular hot and humid day?
I would totally lick my own brain to see what it tastes like. I wonder if when/if I get to heaven, and Jesus is like "My child, what would you like to do first?" if I won't be totally kicked out for replying "I wanna lick my brain, Jesus!"
2. I wonder if my brain has a smell. What about my liver? Does it smell like me on a particular hot and humid day?
I would totally lick my own brain to see what it tastes like. I wonder if when/if I get to heaven, and Jesus is like "My child, what would you like to do first?" if I won't be totally kicked out for replying "I wanna lick my brain, Jesus!"
I had a cousin who used to pick his nose about 25+ hours a day. If he were alive today, he might have been able to answer the brain question. I wouldn't shake his hand though.
ReplyDeleteTaking the zombie thing one step too far...
ReplyDelete@Dadoo--and now I read that nose pickin's can tell a doctor if you have lung cancer WAY EARLIER than previous tests would indicate (and a helluva lot less painfully or invasive, too!) See? Everything has its purpose. Your cousin was way ahead of his time in research.
ReplyDelete...yeah, research. He was mining for nose goblins.
ReplyDeletePeople who have liver failure tend to smell like ammonia, and people with diabetes sometimes give off the odor of nail polish remover. Sugary smells can indicate respiratory problems, and people with really unhealthy skin tend to smell like old folks homes.
ReplyDeletegoogle knows it :-D
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