I had a thought once (I KNOW! I TOTALLY WROTE DOWN THE DATE SO I CAN SOMEDAY TELL MY CHILDREN and holy shit that was a lot of unnecessary capslock) that there is some truth to every bad thing that everyone has ever said about me. I share this thought with Eric.
Eric: Yeah, that can be technically true. We can all be selfish, or mean, or greedy sometimes.
Me: So I can be a selfish bitch sometimes?
Eric: No. Well, if by bitch you mean you could potentially lactate and feed puppies if needed. I would agree to that.
Me: Wait, what?
I then spend the rest of the evening googling whether or not puppies can drink human milk. (Answer: Dogs shouldn't drink milk after being weaned. But technically yes, they can.)
Eric: Yeah, that can be technically true. We can all be selfish, or mean, or greedy sometimes.
Me: So I can be a selfish bitch sometimes?
Eric: No. Well, if by bitch you mean you could potentially lactate and feed puppies if needed. I would agree to that.
Me: Wait, what?
I then spend the rest of the evening googling whether or not puppies can drink human milk. (Answer: Dogs shouldn't drink milk after being weaned. But technically yes, they can.)
That should settle an argument or two!
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