What A Long, Strange Trip It's Been

I took a week off of this blog and got some stuff done that I needed to get done. Things like “get Eric a job” and “do my flipping taxes” and “celebrate the wedding of two good friends” and “accidentally come out of the closet at work”…

Yeah, that last one? That was a bad accident. I will be writing about that later in the week. Trust me, you will laugh until you drool. And, for those of you wondering, no, I am not gay. Never have been. And yet, a large conference of people now think I am. So there ya go.

I just paid a whole bunch of bills, which is always a fun time, and by fun time I mean “panic attack inducing event that makes me doubt almost every decision I have ever made because now I cannot afford what I want/need to afford and even though I know it is going to get better I am still freaking out for no reason.”

The more time that goes on, the more I think to myself “You stupid whore, you should have graduated high school and gone into the Air Force.” But if I had done that then none of you would be entertained currently by reading this here blog.

No, I do not want to hear how this post is not entertaining you. Shhh. Let me live in my fantasy world.