Holy Cow What Is Wrong With My Face?

Why are the corners turned upwards? What...is this strange sensation? AM I HAPPY? OH MAN I am happy!

Allow me to elaborate why I am happy with this super awesome list:

1. I am wearing a green fitted polo with green finger nails that match. I love it when I set out in the morning trying to dress like a hipster and somehow end up looking normal by the end of the day anyhow.

2. I got to eat today. See, for one of my classes, I had to "fast" or, as I like to call it, I had to "Starve Myself for Jesus!"

The Fast was supposed to teach me about third world hunger and the experiences of the poor. But here's the thing - I AM POOR. I have been very poor in the past. I know all about hunger.

All this taught me is that if you tell your coworkers that you are fasting, they will offer to buy you food. And then give you cake. Either these people really love me so much that they don't want to see me suffer, or they really know me and would like to see me suffer. Or maybe both. Let's go with both.

3. Eric made my birthday pretty darned awesome. I think I'll let him stick around for another year.

4. I opened a purse I was storing in our outside storage area and found a bug infestation inside of it. But it's cool cuz the purse was totally ugly. (This is why I should not be put in charge of another human beings' life.)

5. The skin on my stomach is peeling from a sunburn I got a week ago. This is going to entertain me for the rest of the day.

6. Remember that lady who told me I dress poorly? SHE GOT CANNED TODAY. I know it is a bad economy, and I should feel bad for her, and blah blah blah this makes me a bad person, etc. But I feel like I won the game of life this week!

Now excuse me, I have to go tell people I am fasting again. I got a taste for cake!