Thursday, January 7, 2010

Things I Should Have Done on Thursday

Yesterday I took the day off because it snowed like a banshee and my tires are getting to the bald stage of life and because these weirdos I work for actually treat me like a human being and give me personal days.

I know. I feel like an adult. It's weird.

Anyway, here is a list of things I should have done with my time off:

  1. Cleaned by bedroom

  2. Organize my files

  3. Washed my dishes

  4. Washed my laundry

  5. Finished some freelance work (around 14 projects)


Here is what I did today instead:

  1. Went jogging in 3 feet of snow

  2. Watched 14 episodes of Medium and ate an entire box of Little Debbie Shortcakes, thus negating the hour and a half jog I did earlier in the day.


So, essentially, I did nothing with my day off. No, wait, that isn't true. I slipped and fell on my jog and broke my finger. Don't ask me to describe how it happened, I will only end up sounding like I have some messed up form of runner's epilepsy. I have the grace of a moose.

4 comments about my weirdness:

  1. Unless your finger has a compound fracture or is at a weird angle, put a brace on it and tape it up. That's what the hospital would do-that and give you an over the counter pain pill.

    Maybe it's time to don the superwoman costume and try for reduced tire price.

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  2. hey girlie!! miss you. happy belated new year!

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  3. Hi! How are you? Congrats on the new job! Remember - if you ever need a cheap freelance writer - let me know!

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