Eric and I were in the car, waiting for a train to pass, when another train passes going the other way. Then a third train starts in the middle.
Eric: Man, this would be the perfect place to set up a bomb to blow up. I mean, if a terrorist could figure out when all these trains would be in the same place at the same time again, it would be the perfect terrorist plot - one of them is even a coal train!
Me: DUDE! Do you realize that TERRORISM is the ONLY real world application of that math problem that everyone has to answer in 5th grade. You know the one - "if a train leaves Baltimore at 7:30 am and travels at 92 miles per hour..."
Eric: DEAR GOD! That wasn't really an elementary school - it was a terrorist training camp!
Ahhh seriously though folks, I am going to end up on a No Fly list because of this blog one day...
I firmly believe Eric's statement. Terrorism Training Academy. HAH!
ReplyDeleteWe are in class with your dad, right now and we are using your blog as an example of media and twitter, your dad is very proud of you.
ReplyDeleteSo...you're saying I can add "The Toast of Academia" to my resume? Sweet!
ReplyDeleteYup!
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