Ok, is it just me, or when someone mentions Helen Keller, do you instantly think of the movie where Helen goes around the table shoving her hands in the food and then shoving the food into her gaping maw?
No? Just me?
Every time I see someone eating with their hands, I want to say something like "Way to eat, Helen Keller!"
Is that a thing? It feels like it should be a thing.
Nope, you're not the only one.
ReplyDeleteA+ for creative use of an insult.
ReplyDelete(personally, I think of Futurarama where they're robots... "1 0 0 1 1 0 0 1 1!")
I Think that the Helen Keller Society will take exception to this should they get wind of it. They may not be as boisterous as the PETA people though. Maybe you should say something like a portable vacuum and ...., naw, forget I said it!
ReplyDeleteplease tell me you listened to the song i sent you. brilliance
ReplyDeleteLMAO. Thank you, I will take an 'A+' where I can!
ReplyDelete:( Dang.
ReplyDelete*Throws Chair*NO SHEL SILVERSTEIN!
ReplyDeleteLMAO!
ReplyDeleteI DID! IT WAS!
ReplyDeleteAND THAT RIGHT THERE IS WHY I DIDNT WRITE THIS POST IN BRAILLE!
ReplyDeleteOh ...that even feels wrong!
*snigger*
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