Erin & I Have a Conversation

Erin: ANAL BLEACHING IS SO WEIRD. Can't even handle how strange that is.

me:  Right??? I was totally thinking it was something medical. BUT NO

Erin:  Well kind of, because you can get it done in a medical office, or I read something about a prescription

me:  Yeeeeah I don't think there is anything medical about that

Erin:  I find it very disturbing. I would also like to meet someone who has done that. Not like a porn star or anything, just a normal person who mid-conversation is like "Did you see the Patriots play last week? I once bleached my anus."

me:  Our conversations need to go on the internet. NOW.

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Erin: I  would like to lose enough weight by the time im 22 to be selected to go on the real world.

me: That show makes me want to shower - VIGOROUSLY

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Erin:  In all honesty, my parents would be more apt to believe I was going to spend a few months interning at the Tootsie Roll factory than they would be helping African children.

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Erin: I have my monthly goals:

1. stop single-handedly supporting Hershey by eating your weight in Hersheys kisses
2. get on your blog
3. figure out how to replace Peyton with a less sucky dog

me:  Those are some mighty fine goals