Enna Goes a'Googlin'

In the middle of the night I will spring out of bed and Google random thoughts I have had. Here are some of the things I have woken up and Googled:

1. How much dirt does the average human eat per year (Don't Google it. Trust me.)

2. What is anal bleaching? (Don't. You don't want to know. Especially not at work!)

3. The phrase "I hate Enna Stein." It turned up nothing. The only reason I asked is because of what people have said to me on my Formspring.

Wait, I need to back it up, don't I? I got myself a Formspring. It's a web platform that allows users to ask me anonymous questions. I have gotten a lot of good questions, but hoooooboy somebody out there hates my guts!

If you feel the need the ask me any questions anonymously, you can ask them here:

Formspring Me!

Most of the questions asked so far have been about Ira Glass because of the whole "getting semi-internet famous" with the Letters to Ira Glass website. (I say semi-internet-famous because, let's face it, I can't be really famous on the internet without getting naked. And no one wants to see that.)