Hi! You might have come here because you read about me in the newspaper. Or you might be here because you are my parents.
Either way, I feel the need to tell you that I ate 4 hotdogs for breakfast.
Ok ok ok, I am only telling you all that so you can all imagine what I am imaging right now in my own head - my mother looking horrified at her computer screen (complete with her hand over her open mouth,) and my dad sitting back in his office chair with a sense of pride.
Also - kudos to you newspaper people for actually still reading the newspaper. I just kind of want to put you newspaper people in a jar like you're some kind of magical literary fireflies!
Anyhoo - welcome! The links on the right are my "best of" and some of those stories even appear in my book. (Like that gratuitous plug right there? Yeeeeah you do!)
You Go Girl!!! Way to introduce yourself to what could possibly be an empty room! That's how you roll, I know! You pretend you have an audience so you can practice your speech! Well done :-) Now you can hear my non-ironic clapping, applauding your amazing feat of eating four hot dogs. Wow that is just wonderful! If you keep this up you could end up being the hot dog champion of KosherPorkchops.com! Right now, I am beating you O:-)
ReplyDeleteOh hey. How about linking the rest of us to your little newspaper article... you know just in case someone comes along and actually reads this in the future and can't see the link in your twitter.
Oh, Hmm.. yes, I think I covered all the topics I meant to cover. Nice post. Thanks for taking the 6 hours last night to come up with it!
As always, remember I am only goofing around. Roger Rabbit style. (I felt the need to clarify since I don't feel like smoothing out the corners of this rough post at the moment!)