That's right - PEAS AND CARROTS! Best costumes ever!
2. Eric walked in on me using an elliptical trainer and eating an ice cream cone at the same time. He called me an "Enigma" for the rest of the day.
What?! Sometimes a lady just feels like being counter-productive.
3. I want to make T-shirts and sell them on this blog. They would say in really large letters "Enna Stein" and have my picture, and then under that it would have my obituary. That way, if I ever ran into one of my readers on the street I would have a legitimate reason to run away from them screaming. Currently my only reason is that I am anti-social and a bit of an asshole.
4. I threw up in storm trooper helmet once at a conference. SCORE ONE FOR THE REBEL ALLIANCE!
5. I made my Christmas list while drunk the other day. I will not lie - it included a used prosthetic leg. I wrote notes to myself next to it "Use this to store gold. Or umbrellas!" The very next thing I wrote on my list was "old timey umbrella."
How would one go about getting a used prosthetic leg, I wonder?
Well, that's it for me. Time for bed, and by bed I mean "searching ebay for a prosthetic leg."
Those are awesome costumes, added to with the drawn on stache. Touche, artist.
ReplyDeleteThe elliptical sounds so much more futuristic if you call it by it's other name ... cloud hopper! (Also if you pretend to be hopping on clouds while on it, it's a lot more tiring.)
Drat, if only I'd known you 24 years earlier... my dad's dad had a fake leg.
ReplyDeleteHe was in the war, got shot, got a Purple Heart (that one was real and not like Mom's dad's Purple Heart), came home, recovered and hit a tree with his motorcycle thusly removing his leg.
We used to keep the spare key in his leg.
my childhood was pretty FUBARd...
ReplyDeleteHave a funny face on the tee shirt. Like the kind of face where the mother would say,"If you keep that up, your face will freeze like that"!
ReplyDeleteIce cream + Elliptical = Best Idea Ever! I seriously wish I could try that. I'd be way more inclined to exercise if it meant eating ice cream at the same time!! Love it.
ReplyDeleteNo - I saw the first three - or is that the last three? - when they were digitally remastered and released in the theaters about 12 years ago.
ReplyDeleteOh. So you still haven't seen the real movies :-)
ReplyDeleteSadly digitally remastered...... changed the story and some of the original effects somewhat. Some of it was awesome... others of the changes suxors.
In the REAL movie, Han Solo shot FIRST. Just remember that.
Yesssssssssssss....*over-dramatic teenage eye roll*
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