DID YOU KNOW THAT IT'S NOVEMBER!
I only just found out because my friend recently asked me if I voted. I did not. I did not vote. There - I said it.
I always vote. Every stinking election - it's me and the elderly, standing in line, trying to act like we don't smell like urine, and secretly I am proud that for once I am pretty sure it's not me that smells like urine! Yesssssss!
Side note that's quasi-related in a really sad old-people-eating-dog-food-kind-of-way: Does dog food kind of sort of maybe look appetizing to you when you see it on a commercial too? It does? Good, I am glad I got to share this secret of mine with you, internet friends. I was eating dinner earlier tonight and I looked down at the tuna casserole I was eating and then looked up at this Beefy-Stewy-Dog-Food and I thought to myself "I would rather eat that. That's more attractive than what I am eating right now." That thought was NOT a commentary on Eric's mother's tuna casserole recipe. It's delicious. It just doesn't look as attractive as dog food. (Enna gets out a shovel and starts digging her own grave while talking.)
When you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
ReplyDeleteThat dog bacon is pretty good.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I tried it.
LMAO. I am sure the beefy stew is not as good as it looks, which is why I have not tried it...yet.
ReplyDeleteHaha, good advice!
ReplyDeleteSometimes when Bailey's canned food lands on my hand, I consider trying it, but by the time it makes it to the nose, it doesn't smell as good as it looks.
ReplyDeleteGravy or not.
-1 at the dog bacon taste test because those taste horrible.
ReplyDelete...are you keeping score? Because I am SO NOT.
ReplyDeleteHrmmm...that deters me a little...just a little though...
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