Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Apparently, a bunch of people I went to high school with thought I had died. I wasn't so much insulted at the dead part of this story, but more of the how I supposedly died part of the story.
Cancer.
Like, wtf? Why can't I go out Evil Kenevil style - I ride a Harley through a flaming hoop and I just barely make it and then after my bike rolls to a stop a polar bear comes outta NOWHERE and mauls me to death. THAT is MY KIND of death.
Some people have zero imagination. Maybe they were being nice so you wouldn't kick them in the who-who. Some of them really needed a good kick too.
ReplyDeleteWhen the time comes, you will be on the "Ways we're going to kill you" committee.
ReplyDeleteI'm a dinosaur. I feel the Mammoth's pain.
ReplyDeleteWoah! I totally see and talk to dead people on a regular basis! Way awesome!
I'm spreading the rumor that Woolly Mammoths made the following sound: woo woo woo woolly! Make the sound out loud, you'll never be able to stop.
ReplyDeleteLMAO - you crack me up!
ReplyDeleteI agree with this rumor. It has the Enna stamp o' approval.
ReplyDeleteI am already on EVERY OTHER COMMITTEE - and that one actually sounds like fun!
ReplyDeleteHaha! There's a losing-a-shoe joke in there somewhere!
ReplyDeleteHow was I not informed? You'd think your mother would have at least heard a rumor to that effect. I don't even want that kind of thought floating about in the universal consciousness. Think good, healthy thoughts. NOW, dammit.
ReplyDeletewell, I've had cancer, and it's actually quite a lot like being evil kenevil
ReplyDeleteYou have NO IDEA how many people said that to me in the last two days! And thanks for stopping by!
ReplyDeleteInjuries happen in a split second and that from 20 years experience in the steel mills. The old adage comes to mind that one should be thankful for good health. Contemporary European thought is that nothing bad happened to me today so it's a good day. Remember they have world wars, famine's, crusades, dictators and the like every couple of decades or so. Contemporary American though is that nothing good happened to me today so it's not a good day. It's all perspective. Then you've got the morons who wish bad thought's on others just because they can so its a wash anyway.
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