Adultness!

This is a post I forgot to publish from a couple of weeks ago. Woopsie! Sorry folks, I can only think when wearing pants. Pants come off and all brain power goes out the window. Yes, yes, yes, I am aware there is a sex joke in there somewhere. And I am also aware that you are probably wondering why I am not wearing pants lately. A lady never tells - which is good news for you, since I am not a lady, which means I will tell you eventually. Assuming I remember to hit the 'publish' button.

I had a physical the other day, and I am proud to announce the following:

1. I was wearing clean underwear.

2. I got blood drawn - without incident!

3. I got an old school sucker with the white smiley face on it.

I am not so proud to announce the following:

1. I popped the sucker in my mouth before the exam was finished, which prompted the doctor to say "You know, people don't normally eat in here."

Ok now flash forward to today. I know, I shouldn't have told you to flash forward, it ruins the suspension of belief and I am dicking around with the space-time continuum and all.

Also, if I was really dicking around with time, I would just go back in time and tell a certain grandparent of mine that an African-American is president in 2009! And then I would throw in something like "And in 2010 - anal sex replaced regular sex, and you paved the way for this revolution!" And then watch that grandparent FREAK OUT when Barack is elected because they know for certain that in the very near future they will be leading the anal revolution.

Is it fucked up I have now totally forgotten what I originally wanted to write here?

Happy Monday!