There was a guy wandering around the video store making weird animal noises and chewing on the cord of his hoodie.
I lean over to Eric and say "I just want you to know, if I were dating him I would have stabbed him by now. True story."
"True story huh? That wasn't much of a story" he said, gently trying to nudge me past all the James Bond movies, hoping that I won't see them.
"What more do you want in a story? It has a beginning, middle, and stabbing. You're too hard to please, honestly. OH Hello Mr. Bond, fancy meeting you here!"
Eric just shook his head. He knew what was coming, and it was going to be shaken, and not stirred.
And now, on a completely unrelated note:
Ask Enna!
That's right internet friends - it's Ask Enna time. You can ask me anything you want (within reason, I don't have a million dollars so don't ask me for that. And if you're going to ask to have someone killed I need a damned fine reason or at the very least some lobster to warm me up to the idea.) So - is there anything you ever wanted to know?
(PS I Totally ripped this idea off from Sweetney.)
Let me see if I can reattain the official count. It is about prostitutes and James Bond and stabbing. Is there a James Bond movie about stabbing prostitutes?
ReplyDeleteNooooo, sadly. Well...maybe if you squint really hard...
ReplyDeleteOk no there's not. :(
Hey Enna, I am not sure if you've written about such a thing yet, but I am curious to know what is the best food discovery you made as a teenager? You know, that time between just taking whatever was given to you and choosing your own meals.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure I will think of something else to ask after I wake up a little more O:-)
I wrote that wrong. It should have read,"Is there a James Bond movie about prostitutes who stab people?" That makes a little more sense.
ReplyDeleteWill November be filled with tales of despair and triumph over National Novel Writing Month?
ReplyDeleteOH YOU KNOW IT WILL. Yet again. Third year in a row.
ReplyDeleteOk - so I used to eat corn all the time. Seriously, it was all I would eat. So the best discovery food-wise of my teenage years would be any other food other than corn. But outside of that...potato salad. I had Eric's mom's and I fell in love with it.
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