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Yeah, hi, I have a question. Do you have any prints of children lying face down in giant, sulfurous puddles of urine? You do? Great, I’ll be right there.
Ahhh hell, let me give you another one (BECAUSE THAT IS HOW GREAT THIS SITE IS!)
I’m sorry, but this is terrifying. You want to give this to a child? I’m a grown woman and I want to lock myself in the laundry room. Seriously, when you’re following a pattern to crochet a placenta, you need a time out. Put this whole thing in the trash and go to Toys ‘R Us. Your kid is going to grow up to hate you anyway. Don’t rush it.
So Nina - can I have your address? I think I just found the PERFECT BABY SHOWER GIFT FOR YOU! (Kidding, kidding)
HAPPY FRIDAY FOLKS!
If you're gonna send me a placenta training doll, no. Diapers, yes.
ReplyDeleteHOLD THE BUS.
ReplyDeleteBabies come out of my crotch?!
HEEELLLLLL NOOOOOOO.
Fricking hell, i nearly had a heart attack looking at that doll O.O no joke, i may be scarred for life XD
ReplyDelete@.@ Wha....? *falls over dizzy*
ReplyDeleteYa know... if I knew how to crochet, that pattern would almost be useful. I just found out my sis-in-law is pregnant and it could be hilarious to give her that as a bridal shower gag gift in a few months! Or, ya know, it could backfire and she may never, ever, let me near the kid once it's born.
ReplyDeleteYeah...I would not want this...but that's just me. BUT I WOULD want to give it as a gift.
ReplyDeleteI know, right?
ReplyDeleteLMAO.
ReplyDeleteFiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.
ReplyDeleteLMAO!
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