You've Come to the Right Place

Ok, so before I talk about the whole dress debacle, let me just show you some of my search engine terms:

Are you looking for an almost funny blog? Why - you've come to the right place!

And now for the wedding dress showdown

Dress ones positives:

It's simple and elegant, especially for a wedding dress. It's shiny and has great fabric. It's not all frilly.

Dress two positives:

It's girlie and Gatsby-esque (which I do appreciate Lori!), it has sleeves (so no accidental boob-showings), it weighs less than the other dress, and...it's the first wedding dress I ever fell in love with. I neglected to say that yesterday because I didn't want to weigh anyone's opinions.

The final tally is:

Dress 1: 3 votes

Dress 2: 4 votes

Hybrid of both dresses: 1 vote

Dammit. This didn't help me at ALL!

Kidding kidding, I was halfway hoping that one of the dresses would win over the other, and that totally gave my answer right there. So, I guess I am saying I used you all to get my answer.

Sorry if you feel used.

Speaking of sorry things ...what the fuck is wrong with John Phillips?! I could write 5 pages of WHAT THE HELL over and over.  But this is supposed to be a humor blog so I just won't write about it.