So, I am sick. I do not think I have the flu. Eric doesn't think I have the flu.
But, since I work for the government, I need to get tested for the swine flu.
I have an appointment at 3:00 p.m. CST to see what is wrong with me, and if it don't have a curly tail, I get to go back to work on Monday. Eric told me I have to be honest with the doctor - that I I have to tell the doctor it feels like someone beat the crap out of my ribs and back with a baseball bat.
Eric keeps saying I shouldn't accidentally start a pandemic. *insert eye roll here* YES HONEY. He ruins all my fun. But - if for some reason you are interested in what the heck is wrong with me, check back around 5 CST today and I will tell you ALL ABOUT IT.
I should make this a trend - I will call it Overshare Fridays. Ok - back to bed with me, before someone beats me in the ribs again.
UPDATE:
Who has two thumbs and DOESN'T have the swine flu? THIS GIRL RIGHT HERE. Awwwwwwww yeah.
Ok, pneumonia, kidney stones, broken ribs, all hurt to breathe, but pneu. is usually accompanied by fever and coughing, broken ribs by so much pain you can't sleep, eat, shower, or basically live, and kidney stones by nausea/vomiting, fever(possibly), and pain coming around the side (flank) from whichever kidney is birthing a rock. Gallbladder pain radiates to the center of the back, and feels like a knife stabbing you through the middle, just under the xyphoid process (little bony nub at the bottom of the breast bone). Ok, I'm out of ideas. Please let me know you're ok!
ReplyDeleteI am ok! I am just "run-of-the-mill sick" according to my doctor! WOO HOO!
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