Well Carve Me Up and Serve Me On a Platter!

Who has two thumbs and swears too much on her blog? THIS GIRL!

A special hello goes out to Eric's family - who just found this blog because Jay just told you about it in an email.

HI! HOW ARE YOU? WELL NOW I GUESS WE WILL HAVE SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT AT THE NEXT FAMILY PARTY, WON'T WE?

If you're wondering where you can buy a paperback copy of my book, you can just go here and I direct you accordingly.(Yes, it will be on Amazon by the end of the month, it's just slow going. Sorry about that!) (It will also be on Itunes hopefully by Christmas. That one is a little harder, but we're working on it.)

If you're wondering if I write about you guys, the answer is no. Well, not really. I will mention "Mrs. Eric's Mom" and Charlotte gave me special permission to write about her (exact words: "Go ahead! The world needs to know how hilarious I am!") and obviously I write about Eric, but outside of that, no one else is mentioned.

Oh, and while I am saying hi to people, a special hello goes out to my UK readers. You now outnumber my US readers. Leave a comment, would ya? There's literally hundreds of you that I have never heard from.  Also - if you know Graham Norton, and especially if he is, say, hiring a new comedy writer, please pass along this site to him. HI GRAHAM! PLEASE HIRE ME! I AM EVER SO CLEVER AND CHARMING!

So, to Eric's Family, take a look around. I have a weird, juvenile sense of humor, and I have a tendency to over-share. Sorry in advance for all the profanity.