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[/caption]I have been a little busy lately - mostly trying to clear my sinuses and stop the body aches and hoping I do not have swine flu so I can return to work.
For the record, I do not have the swine flu.
I don't know about you, but when I come down with something, I turn into a royal bitch. No, really. I usually wake up pretty happy. Thursday, I woke up a total raging bitch. Here are some thoughts I wrote down on Thursday before I went home sick from work:
"Did you throw away MY memo? I will cut you!"
"Bitch you did not just ask me how I am!"
"I quit."
"Your neck looks like an old woman's vagina."
Needless to say, my internal filter was working overtime on Thursday. I knew I had to get out of there before my internal filter just packed up it's bags and left me to my own devices. I would have been fired. And let's call a spade a spade: My internal filter isn't exactly the best when I am completely healthy. I say some stupid stuff rather frequently (see this entire blog for examples).
Ok, I am going to curl up in my snuggie, adjust my curlers, and watch Annie Hall. What - what are YOU looking at? I am sure you do things to make you feel better when you're sick! Oh...oh there goes my internal filter...
How do you know what an old woman's vagina looks like? Hey?
ReplyDeleteStill haven't seen Annie Hall, need to rectify this situation as soon as possible.
I was curious about the old woman tootie thing, too. I've seen many a one, but (unfortunately for me) it's part of my job description. I've never seen Annie Hall, but I'm all about some My Fair Lady, or Gone With the Wind.
ReplyDeleteYou should rectify that! LIKE RIGHT NOW!
ReplyDeleteI am assuming. That is how ugly that neck was.
I am totally assuming. But it speaks to how ugly that woman's neck was.
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