Then, I get spam comment that said the following:
So...uh...mom? Am I adopted? Because this lady SOUNDS LIKE SHE'S MY MOTHER. (I kid I kid! Please don't send me pictures of me getting pulled out of your "third base" to prove I am your daughter.)
Yeah. I mentioned my mother's "third base" on the internet. Feel free to engrave that on my headstone.
Enna Stein
1983-xxxx
Daughter, Friend, Fiance
"Blogger who once mentioned her mother's third base on the internet"
Annnnnd now I am going to prepare myself for a phone call tomorrow at work. I don't think I need to tell you who it will be from or what it will be about.
Hi Mom! Sorry...
I'm certainly too ladylike to expose my "third base" to a camera, (despite the stripper moniker your father christened me with when he set up the email account) so there's no worry there will be a picture produced of that happy day! So you can tarry on at work uninterrupted, my little Treasure.
ReplyDeleteWe had a camera then but we didn't have much money for film though. I was laid off for almost a year during in which time you were born. I got laid off from a BS interim job the following day too. Mom was in quite a state and she would have literally torn me limb from limb should I have even thought of preserving that moment of film. We had some friends who video taped the whole thing which we thought was just about the grossed thing that could ever be. Yes, you are our wonderful child and please stay away from the glitter and super glue!
ReplyDeleteHahaha I made you say "third base" in a self-referencing manner. *wipes away tears*
ReplyDeleteAhhh thanks for having a sense of humor about this!
No more glitter, no more superglue, I promise.
ReplyDeleteI have moved onto hot glue guns. Now you just need to sit back and wait for the hilarity to ensue.
And I am grateful that you all did not have film. OH SO GRATEFUL.
Oh god, it's Single White Female to the max! Except the part about being single, of course.
ReplyDeleteRIGHT?! Creeeeeepy...
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