Redesign and All That Jazz

Obviously I redesigned the site. I also redesigned my Twitter. I also forgot to turn off the comments on my last post, and therefore didn't reply to any comments on it - sorry about that!

(Side note: Oh snap! James Bond is on the USA Channel! Yesss best Sunday night ever!)

And now, I am going to try something a little different. Each day this week, I am going to post 20+ facts about myself, in additional to my weird little anecdotes about what I am doing/weird stories about how I am a clumsy idiot. I implore you to do the same, maybe we'll all learn something about each other. Or maybe you need something to write about and this is the perfect thing. WHO KNOWS?!

1. I do not find blonds attractive. I have never dated one (not knowingly, anyhow, who knew men dyed their hair also?) however, I would be all over Daniel Craig if he let me call him James Bond.

2. I sleep in a bra.

3. My dream car is an grey Aston Martin. Can you see this James Bond theme I have going here? I need to not watch this movie when I update my blog.

4. I met a woman over the weekend at my niece and nephew's 1st birthday party. It occurred to me that I need business cards for this blog. I am making them as soon as possible - and they are HILARIOUS! They have the Eric seal of approval.

5. I have a blister that covers the top half of my foot right now. It disturbingly doesn't hurt. That little factoid right there makes me want to go get tested for diabetes.

6. I am really into Star Trek as of late. But I don't go out of my way to watch it, but I will watch it if it comes on.

7. Camping to me means I am sleeping in a cabin. If it doesn't have indoor plumbing I want nothing to do with it.

8. The more time that goes on, the more I think I have a touch of the OCD. I am obsessed with security - my door is always locked and I need to know where Eric is at all times. If I wake up and he isn't around and there is no note, I FREAK OUT. I pick up things on the floor - hangers, shoes, etc - in the event someone else might come along and trip on them. I am one of those people that will give their 4 year old a cell phone.

9. I am starting one helluva marketing campaign for this blog. You would be shocked at what I am about to do. And it's only costing me a case of beer, which is one of my more favorite currencies.

10. I freaking LOVE Chinese operas. And Kabuki theater. I could listen to high-pitched Chinese women singing all day long. And sometimes I have.

11. I want to buy a small sailboat. Nothing makes me happier than sailing. Well, I guess some things do, but sailing relaxes me. It's not like that's something that I get to do every single weekend either.

12. My lucky charm is my captain's band from soccer. It's not really lucky per se, it's more of a reminder that working hard can get you anything, and only fools rely on luck.

13. I cannot find my MP3 player. I am not going to tell Eric this otherwise he will go out and buy me a new one,  and I want to see if I can find it somewhere in the house. He's the sweetest man in the world, but he is also very impulsive when it comes to purchases.

14. I love love love golfing. What can I say? Between golfing and sailing - I was meant to be a rich, white, middle-aged man.

15. I keep going back and forth on wanting to get a tattoo.  I have never seen an attractive woman (with the exception of Angelina Jolie) with a tattoo. I know that's a stupid reason, but hey, it's a reason all the same.  But if I did get one, I know what I would get.

16. I own my short game. I cannot tee off properly, but I make up for it with my irons.

17. I like the idea of living in a loft. I think I would greatly enjoy it. Something about not having any walls really appeals to me.

18. When the teacher asks who wants to give their presentation first, I always raise my hand. I have absolutely no fear of public speaking.

19. I am psychotic about Polaroids. I love them. I think they are so candid. I wish they were still being produced.

20. I have something like 20 undeveloped rolls of film. I will get to it eventually.

21. I wore Cookie Monster slippers to my best friend's wedding. AND she still talks to me. BOOYAH.

22. I still want to get my tongue pierced.

23. I use my left hand for writing. That's about it. I cannot use left-handed scissors. I paint mostly right-handed. I switch my fork hand depending on what I am eating.

24. I loathe filing. I would rather neuter pitbulls without sedation than file. (Is that even a career? If so - forward me the info on that one!)

Happy Monday folks!