A Post in Which Enna Goes Batshit Insane with Anger

Sorry about the rough language. But I am PISSED OFF.

Dear 2009 -

You goddamned piece of shit. No seriously YOU PIECE OF SHIT. Just go fuck yourself. You are halfway over, and you thought to yourself "Why not just fuck with Enna one last time!" Maybe it's fate I should be screaming at, or maybe it's you.

2009, you took my job from me early on, and that was something that I could freely accept and move on from. I was like "Ok, that happens, it will be ok." And I moved on and didn't dwell in self-pity. Then you took Sheryl. That one was harder to accept. That one knocked us down on our asses and we still haven't gotten back up. Only we can't say anything about it. We can't talk about it. So instead, it haunts my dreams. THANK YOU FOR THAT 2009 THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING.

Then some other stuff happened that made me want to pack it up and leave to go teach English in Japan, and I am sorry readers, I know everyone loves it when the drama llama comes into town, but this is one of the few things that happened in 2009 that I won't talk about, plus I am over this, why the fuck I am mentioning it who the fuck knows. Maybe for historical value.

Then 2009, you offered me some jobs and then TOOK THEM BACK. What the fuck is that? 'Here's some happiness - no shit I was just kidding Enna, you can go back to fucking yourself.'

Then I got a job, and Obama came out with this plan to help us idiots who could not afford our mortgages because we lost our jobs, and everything was looking bright. Eric and I dragged each other out of hell, and things were going good once again.

Is it because I wrote about how happy I was, 2009? Is that why you're throwing this at us again? Fuck,  at ME again? I wish I could scream what is going on, scream the names of people who are hurting us out into the public, on this blog, on a fucking website that I would name IHOPEYOUFUCKINGDIEYOUCOCKSUCKINGPIECEOFSHIT (dotcom!)

That is IT. My friends know of Angry Enna, it's the persona I take on when I am out for revenge. AND I AM OUT FOR REVENGE.

Let's everyone say hello to Angry Enna, for she will be running the show for a little while until Normal Enna cools the fuck down.

2009? I have a damned fine lawyer. You think you can use people to push me around? You have another thing coming. I AM PISSED AND LAWYERED UP AND I AM COMING FOR YOU.

Sincerely,

Angry Enna

PS This was not about Eric and my relationship, nor my job, both are secure.

PPS This was very theraputic!

PPPS I fully expect Eric to read this and start hiding Xanax in my oatmeal.

PPPPS Ok that was a joke he would never drug me.