Every time I see this, it makes me laugh my ass off. It's been five times now today that I was like..."Hmmm I wonder what the evil murder duck is up to" and then I click on it again and OH how the laughter begins.
We got some bad news yesterday, and I was like..."Oh that's bad." Then CLICK and "Oh...that is GOOD."
And now, for something completely different (and not Murder Duck related):
These are my thoughts that I wrote down while waiting in line at a Subway:
"Why am I even in here? I hate Subway!"
"No, feel free to keep arguing in the back while customers queue up in the lobby. It's cool. I'll just draw a dick going into the mouth of this life-sized cardboard cutout of Jared the Sandwich Dork."
"No, Mom, don't worry, no one cares that your kid is having a hissy fit. No, let him throw his drink - he's just expressing himself!"
"Yes, all I want is a chicken wrap with banana peppers, chicken, cucumbers, and chipotle sauce. Stop looking at me like that. Do not judge my sandwich choices! I came here for a shitty overpriced sandwich, not judgement!"
"No, I do not want chips. No I do not want a drink. STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT! Stop judging me!"
"You are the smallest white boy I have ever seen with the biggest dreads. I am a pretty accepting lady when it comes to appearance, but shit dude, no. Just. NO. Still, if you were my kid, I would probably allow it."
"Thank you Rasta-Boy, for mentioning that I look like Punky Brewster. I am pretty sure that show went off the air before you were born. But it's always nice to hear from my fans."
Happy Hump Day People!
You got that image from Thomas, Mr. Bonjour Duck. That's his claim to fame is the duck for all seasons.
ReplyDeleteThank goodness there's a duck for the Murder Season!
ReplyDeleteNo lie; by the time you linked me that image it had been sitting in my "Ducks" folder for weeks.
ReplyDeleteNiiiiiiiice.
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