Oh, and yes, I am eating a giant penis cookie in that photo. YEAH. And yes. My head is that round. Let's all take a moment of silence for my mother because of that giant noggin.
The gist of this post is that I have a plan and know what is going to happen in the future. So everything is going to be ok. We done worrying about me now? Ok. Tommorrow I am back to normally posting about my ass or peeing myself or whathaveyou. Thanks for your concern and comments folks!
*cocks shotgun* NOW YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN!
tee hee.
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So what the hell happened? And for goodness sake, don't use that picture for your Christmas cards!
ReplyDeleteAnd, by the way, you had a LITTLE PEANUT HEAD when you were born (it was the shoulders that were of some concern).
XOXO
My five year plan changed. Eric's five year plan changed. Initially, the change scared the crap out of both of us, but now we have a new five year plan, and by God, it's fantastic! We're both very excited about our futures!
ReplyDeleteIf I ever (knocks on wood so this isn't true) have to use one of those online dating sites, THIS WILL BE MY PROFILE PICTURE.
ReplyDeleteBy Zeus's panties I will make it so!
So, are you both off to California?
ReplyDelete'Splain? What you doing in California?
ReplyDeleteThat was our backup plan like a year a half ago. There's a banch of his company there.
ReplyDeleteNope. Staying right here.
ReplyDeleteNina, now you get (using the "Forceps of Guilt") how often she calls her poor old mother! Mwaahaha
ReplyDeleteOh ok I will call you
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