He writes the Twitter Shit My Dad Says, and here are some selected updates:
"Your mother made a batch of meatballs last night. Some are for you, some are for me, but more are for me. Remember that. More. Me."
"Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn't stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down."
"Jesus it's hot in here? Right? No? It's fucking hot, you people looking at me like i'm crazy. You're crazy."
I mean...greatest updates I have ever read. THIS is what Twitter is made for!
damn i could totally setup a site like that for my old man
ReplyDeleteJustin's dad and my grandmother should totally hang out.
ReplyDeleteOH THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!
ReplyDeleteOh a "Stuff Russ Says"
LMAO. I want to meet his dad. And your grandma.
ReplyDeleteYou can! See more crazy stuff my grandmother said, that is. Because I caved and started a blog like the rest of the internet.
ReplyDeleteUh... my name didn't automatically have a link when I commented earlier. Whoops.
ReplyDeleteI am so glad you said that because I was like "Am I an idiot? Why can't I figure out how to get to her blog?!"
ReplyDeleteBut I probably am an idiot anyhow, just not for that.