Here are some of Google's suggestions for my seach items. This post has been brought to you by the millions of other people who were bored on the internet and searched for something. Thanks people!
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OMG! The searches are funny, but your commentary just cracks me up! Thanks for a good start to the morning :-D
ReplyDeletefor the record: "Help! I'm a trapped in the library" is the search phrase -I- use to remember who the author of the "Help! I'm...." series. The name of the book is "Help! I'm a prisoner in the library!" by Eth Clifford and George Hughes.
LOL ENNA!
ReplyDeleteAnd about the '...terrified of Chinese people' term... It's actually a popular article written by someone.
GET OUT! Seriously? When I get home I am going to look that up. I guess there is always someone out there afraid of something.
ReplyDeleteI was just thinking that half of these could be song lyrics that are popular in like... Australia or something and I have never heard them. Or from a book I have never read.
ReplyDeleteBut yeah...I was searching for something and I was like HELLO WHAT IS THIS - and this blog post was born.
Sadly enough, taping my hands together and playing dinosaur actually sounds... appealing. I've obviously got some deep rooted problems, haha.
ReplyDeleteAs long as you aren't scared of Chinese people at the same time, I think you're ok!
ReplyDeleteOh man! Story. One time though I was a the mall and there must have been a hundred chinese people! Like, not all together in a group, just random pairs... And this is a small town with a correspondingly small Chinese population of probably, like, ten. My first though involved a secret ninja seminar somewhere... is that racist lol?
ReplyDeleteYou, ma'am, are my hero.
ReplyDeleteOH! Also- when I was in elementary school, they made us tape our thumbs to our hands to see what it was like to be hanicapped. You know, try and open doors/jars/write, etc. I actually can't think of a common handicap that involves missing thumbs (aside from being a dog).
ReplyDeleteThe dinosaur thing, I hadn't thought about. That would have been a much more entertaining outcome.
Why thank you!
ReplyDeleteRight? What kind of handicap would that be - an old mill accident?
ReplyDeleteAnd I will totally admit to now trying this and roaring in the house while Eric looks at me like I am smoking crack.