Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Come Play With Us

Have I ever told you about my doll(s)? I have this doll -named Carrie- and I have owned her since about the age of four. Carrie has gone with me everywhere my whole life. If I am taking a vacation - Carrie comes with. Leaving the country - Carrie comes with. I am a bit of a freak about this doll, if you haven't figured it out already.

Well, Eric found another "Carrie" and we bid on her and won her off of Ebay. Her name is Carley. So, now I have Carrie and Carley.

My friend George, one of the many Georges I know, is freaked out by the dolls. Like, REALLY freaked out. One of my favorite pastimes is positioning the dolls in weird ways with signs foretelling his doom. For example:

hellogeorge1The one on the right is obviously the older one, since it is so danged dirty. Here are some other signs I want to make for him in the future:

hellogeorge2hellogeorge3hellogeorge4

I wonder why George doesn't come over more often...

23 comments about my weirdness:

  1. Enna please! You are making me laugh too much!!!

    P.S. Is Carley a boy?
    P.S.S. If Carley IS a boy, you can marrie Carrie to him.

    Then you'd have a doll wedding!

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  2. eeeewwwwwwww, creepy.

    can't sleep. dolls'll eat me.

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  3. Sadly, Carley is also a girl. There IS a boy verson of this doll, I just can't find it. Anywhere.

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  4. LMAO. I cannot wait until my friend George wakes up and see this!

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  5. You could always send them to Vermont...

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  6. *Waves cheerily at the girls* Hiya Girls!

    Hey Enna, forgot to mention how a couple others almost agree with George O:-) This doesn't mean I don't LOVE all the Carrie/Carley photos .. just that some of the photos can be creepy :-D *wonders if there will soon be Nia notes, but knowing the same tactic won't work* They just look sooooo cute when they are being creepy :-D

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  7. What is that? You don't like homicidal babies?

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  8. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MY BABIES ARE CUTE AND ENDEARING!
    *runs off crying*

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  9. Yeaaaaah they're still "siblings" though. We need a southern version of Vermont...

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  10. Ok...that really hurt when I read this one. My broken ribs curse you!

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  11. FUCKING CREEPY!!!!!!

    (hiding forever)

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  12. What's creepy? How much you love my babies? BECAUSE I KNOW YOU DO!

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  13. WOO HOO! And that sucks about the broken ribs - being a member of the broken ribs club once myself I know how much that sucks.

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  14. I know why you left their sister Perry out of the equation (because she's the smart one!) Yes, folks, there is ANOTHER doll....and she lives at Grandma's house...and she smells like Dial soap, irresistible really.

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  15. Yes but there's only one picture of Perry with the other dolls, so I can't use her. Plus everyone loves my babies because they smell like breakfast.

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  16. That's the sound our puppies make when Carrie and Carley come to visit! Tell Enna to post the Fourth of July pictures of Carrie! When you see the outfits Grandma made you'll know Enna wasn't the only one with time on her hands.

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  17. I should post those pictures...I think I will next week...maybe make a collage of my weird life...post those pictures, pictures of me riding a toy car outside of a Kmart, pictures of my puke at the Paragon...but not this weekend. This weekend I am working on a project I hope to unveil on Monday! Hooray for projects!

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  18. I'll have to see if I still have fabric left over from Carrie's patriotic outfit so I can make something for the other girls. Carley and Perry won't born yet when I made it for Carrie. Does George know you have different voices for the girls, too? or does that creep him out even more? You would think he could embrace a doll who throws herself into Cinco De Mayo with such enthusiasm that she tips over into the tray of sliced limes!

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  19. i have been on vacation and offline for a week. this is what I come back to. thanks for the terror in the morning!

    btw, the last one is my favorite

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  20. Who needs coffee in the morning when you can be awoke by death threats?

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