Carson Pirie Scott has Daddy Issues

Ok, help me out here, is it just me, or does the girl look all of 13 and the man look all of 40 (with his salt'n'pepper hair)?



Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.  This reminds me of why I deleted my MySpace.

Actually, I have tried REPEATEDLY to delete my MySpace, but MySpace is having none of that. I have easily done their stupid steps of deletion like 10 times. Face it MySpace, I have moved onto Facebook, and couldn't be happier. MySpace isn't taking no for an answer, apparently, its still standing outside my window with a boombox over its head ala Say Anything.

I digress, when wandering around MySpace, I would inevitably end up on some teenyboppers page (henceforth known as prosta-tots) and under the "Who I would like to meet" section, invariably they would list George Clooney. And that's just weird. I mean, the man is old enough to be their grandfather. If I were a shrink, I would specialize in Daddy Issues, and lordy would I make a killing off of MySpace.

Now excuse me, I have to go try and delete my MySpace account once again. Or, you know, get a restraining order against it, that stupid boombox is annoying the neighbors.