But It Has A Face!

I have a vegetarian friend (actually, I have a LOT of vegetarian friends, but that's besides the point) and I went over to her house. I use her bathroom, and as I am washing my hands, I notice a very large pack of toilet paper in her bathroom.

Then I am struck with what can only be described as mischief inspiration. I take out every roll of toilet paper. I unroll them to different lengths. And then? I draw little cute animal faces on different sheets of each roll. All the animals look shocked. I then roll them back up, and put them back into the toilet paper roll pack.

And then I go home and wait.

About 3 days pass, and I get a phone call -

Me: Hello?

Veggie Friend: Did you draw a bunny's face on my toilet paper?

Me: Yes, yes I did.

Veggie Friend: Why?

Me: No reason. General fun and mischief.

Veggie Friend: Okkkkkay

Then she hangs up. Two days later I get another phone call -

Me: Hello?

Veggie Friend: Dude, what the hell?

Me: What's up?

Veggie Friend: A bear face? WHO EVEN DOES THAT?

Me: You go through a lot of toilet paper, you know that, right?

Veggie Friend: You draw a lot of &%$#@ up faces on my toilet paper, you know that, right?!

Me: True. You got me there.

Veggie Friend: It's just disturbing. I don't eat anything with a face, this is just throwing my ethics all over the place.

Me: You'd think you'd be disturbed that I touched all your toilet paper.

Veggie Friend: *gasps*

Two rolls down, 10 more to go. This is going to be a fun two weeks!