*ring ring*
Me: Ahoy-hoy?
Matt: I did what you said, and it worked.
Me: Awesome!
Matt: I made, like, six grand in twenty minutes!
Me: AWESOME SAUCE SIR!
Matt: You should make a video. Like those guys on TV. "Buy my system, I can guarantee you six grand in twenty minutes!"
Me: Yeah, it will cost something like 15 dollars. It will be just cheap enough that people will think to themselves "WHY NOT" and buy it.
Matt: Absolutely!
Me: Then they would get my "proven system" and I would just be me in an empty room, sitting on a chair.
Matt: Then a waiter would come in and ask for your order, and you would ask for a single plum floating in perfume in a man's hat.
Me: Totally! Then I would walk up to the camera and wisper "The secret of success is..."
Matt: Savings and wise investments?
Me: NO! Then I scream at the camera "Not buying shit you don't need off the TV!"
Matt: This needs to happen. Like, yesterday.
OH SNAP WORLD, it's already been made!
Bruce Madoff, is that you?
ReplyDeleteSee, I am telling NOT to buy stuff. NOT TO. Bernie would be like "just send me your money, I will take care of you."
ReplyDeleteyou need to hire vince the shamwow guy. he would do a better job than these lame ass people and their pathetic acting skillz
ReplyDeleteYeah...but they get the point across!
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