I woke up laughing from a dream, and it occurred to me - I have not updated my blog yet! Woopsie! So much for that "my blog updates every night at midnight" line I like to say...
On the plus side, it gave me something to write about:
Words/Phrases/Things that SOUND sexual in nature, but really aren't:
Gutterballs
Skeletal Remains (in fairness, one of my friends DOES use this phrase in a sexual nature: he uses it to describe women who are like a size 2, obsessed with going to the gym, have to curves to speak of, and are single.)
King Henry the Eighth
Zamboni Driving
Biscuit in the basket (a hockey term. What? I watch hockey.)
Ante Off (and I also watch poker)
Polishing the Silver
Artificial Turf
Ok folks! Have a great Thursday! I know I will!
[...] poker.guide@about.com wrote an interesting post today onHere’s a quick excerpt I woke up laughing from a dream, and it occurred to me - I have not updated my blog yet! Woopsie! So much for that “my blog updates every night at midnight” line I like to say… On the plus side, it gave me something to write about: Words/Phrases/Things that SOUND sexual in nature, but really aren’t: Gutterballs Skeletal Remains (in fairness, one of my friends DOES use this phrase in a sexual nature: he uses it to describe women who are like a size 2, obsessed with going to the gym, have to curves to speak of, and are single.) King Henry the Eighth Zamboni Driving Biscuit in the basket (a hockey term. What? I watch hockey.) Ante Off (and I also watch poker) Polishing the Silver Artificial Turf Ok folks! Have a great Thursday! I know I will! [...]
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You forgot the word "masticate"! (Big fancy word for "chewing".)
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And Coccyx. Technical name for tailbone.
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