Thursday, March 26, 2009

Alienating My Audience One List at a Time

I woke up laughing from a dream, and it occurred to me - I have not updated my blog yet! Woopsie! So much for that "my blog updates every night at midnight" line I like to say...

On the plus side, it gave me something to write about:

Words/Phrases/Things that SOUND sexual in nature, but really aren't:

Gutterballs

Skeletal Remains (in fairness, one of my friends DOES use this phrase in a sexual nature: he uses it to describe women who are like a size 2, obsessed with going to the gym, have to curves to speak of, and are single.)

King Henry the Eighth

Zamboni Driving

Biscuit in the basket (a hockey term. What? I watch hockey.)

Ante Off  (and I also watch poker)

Polishing the Silver

Artificial Turf

 

Ok folks! Have a great Thursday! I know I will!

9 comments about my weirdness:

  1. [...] poker.guide@about.com wrote an interesting post today onHere’s a quick excerpt I woke up laughing from a dream, and it occurred to me - I have not updated my blog yet! Woopsie! So much for that “my blog updates every night at midnight” line I like to say… On the plus side, it gave me something to write about: Words/Phrases/Things that SOUND sexual in nature, but really aren’t: Gutterballs Skeletal Remains (in fairness, one of my friends DOES use this phrase in a sexual nature: he uses it to describe women who are like a size 2, obsessed with going to the gym, have to curves to speak of, and are single.) King Henry the Eighth Zamboni Driving Biscuit in the basket (a hockey term. What? I watch hockey.) Ante Off  (and I also watch poker) Polishing the Silver Artificial Turf   Ok folks! Have a great Thursday! I know I will! [...]

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  2. You forgot the word "masticate"! (Big fancy word for "chewing".)

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  3. I DID! I totally forgot that!

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  4. i'm on the bring of alienation enna.

    you better watch your ps and q's. i'm sick of this crap.

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  5. And Coccyx. Technical name for tailbone.

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  6. Man, you are full of things that sound dirty but aren't!!!

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  7. I work in the medical field. Around anesthetized patients. You'd be amazed at what we come up with. My favorite made-up word is "mandango." Guess what that's referring to!?

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  8. HAHAHA I DO NOT WANT TO GUESS!

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