Eric: So, if you want to quit swearing, maybe we should make a swear jar?
Me: Do you like eating?
Eric: What?
Me: Do you like eating?
Eric: Yeeeeeeeeah....why?
Me: Because if we made a swear jar, all your money would go into it and we wouldn't be eating, because we would have no money for food.
Eric: See? The swear jar is already working! You got through that whole sentence without swearing!
Me: (mumbles) Oh go %$#@%$ yourself.
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Friend: We should get our men together, they can play cards, or you know go to the range and fire guns.
Me: YES! They should go fire guns!
Friend: Dude! Totally!
Me: Oh man we should not be this animated and excited about the prospect of our men firing weapons.
Friend: Damn, you are right on that one.
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Eric: Dude, Bear is building a torch in Romania
Me: Is he trying to survive in Dracula's castle?
Eric: Are you even watching this?
Me: No, but I am blogging about it.
Eric: Newspapers everywhere, you are safe, because that statement right there pretty much shows why people shouldn't get their news from blogs.
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Well folks, last week was a crappy week, let's hope this week is better. Happy Tuesday everyone!
hahaha this week HAS to be better! cause yeah last week sucked.
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ReplyDeleteI'm starting to think that maybe you're the female incarnate of The Mister.
Which would explain why the universe had our paths cross.
Stephanie - possssssibly...[twilight zone music]
ReplyDeleteAndLaughing - Right? It's only UP from here!