So, without further ado, here is some advice for the seekers of the world:
Witty things to say to after a man kicks you? How about I AM CALLING THE COPS ASSHAT. Or, since I am trying to quit swearing, you could scream "penis casket" at them. Penis casket is one of my person favorites, because it is something someone searched for too, and lo, they came upon my blog!
How is the job searching going? GREAT! I have a couple interviews scheduled for today, thanks for asking. Though, this isn't really seek advice.
Why eat fruit and cheese together? Because it is OH SO good.
Is hippopotamus kosher? Uh. No. That could very well be the least kosher food out there.
My cat accidentally ate weed, what do I do? LMAO. Really? My best advice would be get a better storage space for your weed, you know, other than your cats bowl. (Ba-da-dum! It's a play on words!)
What is reply all? If you don't know, don't use it!
Potatoes rotting smell terrible why? I do not know! But it is totally gross. I have smelled a dead body before (not purposely, like I got all up on it to sniff or anything) and rotten potatoes smell worse.
Is there kosher pork for dogs? I am more surprised that you have a Jewish dog than anything else...
What are puff gams? Probably something like this...
Should I be weirded out that this is a VERY common search term for this blog? Maybe.
What is Pedegg Cheese? Dude, you seriously do not want to know. I do not want to know...
Ok, that's it folks, the rest of the search terms are too crude or otherwise boring to post here. Wish me luck, because as you are reading this I am probably off on job interviews!
This has been a post by Enna, whose gams are nicer than those pictured above!
Those are pretty good. It is amazing what people search for. I have some that I just can not believe at times...poor souls
ReplyDeleteI find this interesting. I'm not sure what people will be searching for when they find my site, but "man-panties" rings a bell!
ReplyDeleteI do this, too! I have seen some of the craziest search terms that people used to somehow find my blog. I have an ongoing series called viewer mail where I answer their questions or give advice. It's a great time.
ReplyDeleteHere's some of the topics that I've written on, just to give you an idea: teddy bear lasagna, cycling calories burned smell, how to tell a coworker they smell, what men do in bathrooms dynomite, coworker is an alien, why do pickles explode, turn homemade bread into a bear, why are chimpanzees smarter then humans?, eating scorpions side effects, and many more.
Sometimes I wonder what these people expect to find, but I at least give them something funny to find. :)
Thomas Wayne & Nina - I am glad I am not the only one getting weird search terms. On the plus side, no "men's panties" yet!
ReplyDeleteHa, I actually am trying to figure out if hippos are kosher... mostly just because people think the Behemoth is a hippo and that it will be eaten in a grand eschatological feast according to some traditions.
ReplyDeleteI would assume yes. I was trying to find this site that listed all these fantastic mythical animals (and real ones too) and then listed if they were kosher or not, and if not - then why. I have spent HOURS on that site.
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