One of my favorite games to play with Eric is the Supermarket Fun game. We try to make jokes about what everyone else is buying when standing in line. The weirder or more filthy guess you make, the more points you get. Like, when someone is buying scotch and diapers, we usually say to each other "That guy is in for an interesting night - GO!" and he'll say something along the lines of "Teething baby." and I will say something along the lines of "teething baby" while making motions that the person is going to beat the kid with the bottle of scotch.
So, the other day, we were standing in line, and in front of us, a man starts loading up the checkout conveyer belt. He had two melons, 14 pairs of queen sized nuetral tones nylons, and 6 jars of herring in cream.
And both our heads exploded at the exact same time.
Not really, but we were too close to the guy to speculate what he could possibly be doing with that.
We get in the car and we are just flabbergasted. I instantly go for the prostitute angle, "Perhaps he is trying to create a life sized tetradecahedron prostitute!"
Eric just shook his head at me, "It's always about the prostitutes with you, isn't it?"
Please people, when is it not all about the prostitutes?
That's hilarious.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely put this in the book !
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