Save The Sea Kittens!

Full Disclosure: I hate Peta. No, I mean I really hate Peta. You would think that I would love them being a little hippy-dippy mama, but no. I hate them. If my choices are giving money to Peta or giving money to...well...just about anything, I would choose just about anything in spades.

I find Peta's message obnoxious. They want to give rights to animals. Uh, yeah, there's still humans without rights. People cannot marry who they want in America, and in the world, there are more slaves now than there ever has been in history. So yeah, Peta, sorry if I could give a royal crap about whether or not pigs are happy.

Now, I fully understand that chickens and pigs and all the other tasty animals of the earth are treated like crap when held in captivity by some people. And that they are eventually slaughtered for human consumption. I also know that they are against animal testing for medical purposes, which is just asinine. I am all for no animal testing for cosmetics, but dang Peta, without animals, we wouldn't have a whole lot of medicines. Too many to list here, in what is supposed to be a humor blog.

Peta has a campaign going right now that is trying to get people to see fish as "Sea Kittens." Does anyone see why this particular campaign wouldn't exactly work for me? I mean, I love fish. I also love kittens. Both are pretty darn tasty with lemon butter right off a BBQ.

In other animal news, someone came upon my blog searching for something that made me laugh out loud:



Uh sorry dude, there is none. Everyone knows poodles are asshole naturally. The haircut is a bit of a warning for the rest of us...

Kind of like when you see a guy wearing a red tie you just know he is going to be an asshole...



If you are wondering what is going on here, why the name change and all that - scroll down a little bit more - I updated about it. Yes, that's right, I updated more than once in one day.