L Stories

My little sister pretty much takes the L Trains everywhere. She doesn't have a liscence (even though there is a FACEBOOK GROUP dedicated to her getting  it. I am not kidding.) and so she takes public trans everywhere.  The other day, she is the only one standing on the platform waiting for the train. As she is standing there, a woman comes onto the platform, and is looking at her all hard.

And Julie is like, "Eh, maybe that's just her face" and doesn't say anything, or move at all. She just keeps waiting for the train.

Then the woman starts yelling at her. "DID YOU SAY SOMETHING TO ME BITCH?" Julie doesn't even look at her, or in her direction, she assumes she is talking on her cell phone, or to someone else.

The woman starts walking towards her, and the whole time is staring her down, and screaming, "BITCH I AM TALKING TO YOU DID YOU SAY SOMETHING TO ME?!"

Julie is understandably freaked out, so when the woman gets within arms' length, Julie turns, looks startled, and says "Mahmm yur gohnna have to spheak uhp I'm def."

The women looks shocked and ashamed, and stammers out a sorry and walks away briskly. Julie still doesn't know what this woman thought she heard, but it didn't matter, it kept her from getting her ass completely kicked by some random woman on a train, so hey, there's a massive plus.

And now I am seriously wondering if Bear is deaf, or if he just likes to say random stuff and ignore me when I try to enforce safety codes.  Hmmmmm...