Haikus

I like to write Haikus. No, really. Like, I LOVE WRITING HAIKUS. So, without further ado, here's some haikus for your delightful enjoyment:

Sometimes when I'm bored
I post strange stuff on Craigslist
Like stuff about toes

Puppets scare me lots
Something about their wood hands
Sends chills up my spine

I ate a cat once
It freaked my mom out bunches
Thought I had rabies

Oh Sarah Palin
You piss me off so very much
Fade away dammit

Hey there neighbor man
I stole your Netflix movie
Accidentally

Why doesn't anyone
use those triangle dumbells
They are so old school

Eric was not aware
He's engaged to a girl with
Bad horrific gas

Hey Fashionista
Who holds a one day Haiku
Contest I am pissed!

How I miss Night Court!
Oh what a great show that was!
Night Court Thug Life Woot!

Hi tasty bacon!
You'll be in my belly soon
Tasty tasty Pork!

Eggs could kill me fast
Why must they be in all food
The tasty ones too

Almost all my gifts
ordered and wrapped so nice
Wrapped jars of farts

Finally reading
The last Harry Potter book
He whines so very much

Orange soda so good
Is the downfall of diets
Especially mine

I have a small doll
We pose her humorously
So much fun for us!

I'm slowly learning
Swedish accidentally
Oh Emi Guner!

Ok that's it folks
Time for me to go to bed
Night night you sleep tight!