Annoyances

Here is a list of things that are annoying me at the current moment:

1. The weather. Three days ago, it was 50 degrees out. Two days ago it was -7 out. Yesterday it snowed like crazy for 10 hours. Tomorrow: Ice storm. Dang Midwest, I am suddenly seeing the appeal of Southern California. I mean really.

2. My job. I will not go into specifics, but let's just say that Mr. Mercury sums up my feelings with this delightful Queen song:



(Anyone else notice that I have a thing for androgynous men from the 70s?)

3. My MP3 player. Half the songs sound like it's a CD skipping. THIS IS WHY I GOT AN MP3 PLAYER - NO CD SKIPPING.The warranty just ended on it too. Blerg.

4. Mozilla Firefox. So, you finally convinced me to update. And when I did, I noticed that all my bookmarks are GONE. Poof! Thanks Mozilla, I sure feel safer!

5. My computer is running so super slow it isn't even funny. This post is taking forever to write. Every time I have to backspace it freezes up something fierce.

6. Steak'n'Shake. Seriously SnS, why is there only one 16 year old working your drive-thru lane. IT'S SNOWY OUT, NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD GET OUT OF THEIR CARS. Plus, he didn't know how to process a debit card. What are you, Amish?

7. MTV. Why do you not play videos anymore? I mean, I just got cable, and no videos for me. And no, I will not pay for the extended cable package just to get MTV2, MTV3, or MTVInfinity. Seriously, MTV, I could watch this video on loop for 6+ hours:



(On a side note: Oh noes! The recession has hit Beyonce! She is forced to dance in a completely empty room, not on some exotic location!)

8. Dieting. I am cranky because I am dieting again. This double chin extravaganza I have going on has got to end. And because it has snowed, all I want to do is make a fondue out of a brick of blue cheese and dip fruit, pretzles, my hands, heck, my whole head in it. Something tells me this is not part of any diet out there. (If it is, please, feel free to tell me about it!)

9. My messy house. Seriously, how can two people make this much mess? If our house ever is on fire, the firemen would show up and be like, screw it, it's just a garbage dump fire, and then they would walk away.

Ok, that's it, sorry for the bad YouTube post. This is just taking to darn long!