2. Get a cape! With Super Enna on the back.
3. Start wearing underwear outside of tights.
4. Darn some socks.
What - even superheros need socks without any holes in them.
Also, quote of the day from Eric: We're so poor we can't even buy a vowel!
Last night, I was watching that Duggar Family show on that God aweful station that shows John & Kate Plus 8. You know what station I am talking about. And I came up with some points:
- The Duggars children are saving their first kiss for marriage.
- Eric and I now have money, based off of the above statment ALONE that at least two will write a tell-all book, one will go on a shooting spree, at least two will end up in prison, and SOMEBODY is getting knocked up at 15. I would not be shocked if there was some diddlin' either, but Eric says it's wrong to bet on that. LIKE THE REST IS OK THOUGH?!
- One of us would let air whistle hollowly through our teeth, and then the other would say "Oh! Here comes Mrs. Duggar! We hear her coming!"
- That John from John and Kate Plus Eight is the STUPIDEST MAN ALIVE. He got into a relationship with this controlling bitch, they had twins with fetilitity treatments, then, what the heck, he says, let's DO IT AGAIN. Bam! Six more kids. And the kicker? THEY WEREN'T MARRIED. Dude, you had a free out, but no. Now you're stuck with this emasculating bitch for all time. If you haven't seen the show - don't bother. All I end up doing is screaming at the TV "KILL HIM ALLREADY! YOU TOOK HIS BALLS NOW KILL HIM! PUT THE SAD SACK OF SHIT OUT OF HIS MISERY!"
Well, this blog took a violent, angry turn, now didn't it? And it was all over the place. I think this blog needs some ritalin.
I always said that a good right cross to the snot locker is what some people need. Maybe you could pitch a reality TV show where you go and snap some people awake. Maybe a shot of fresh air is what the doctor called for. I'd start with anything that Paris Hilton is in though. I can hear you now, "Don't get me started!"
ReplyDeleteTotally agree with you o the duggars. john and kate however, were married... and yes she is mighty controlling. but she has to be. with eight kids if you dont have your shit together, your kids suffer and thats not fair.
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