Have you ever seen a woman with a total douche of a guy, and said to yourself, what the heck is she doing with him? There are others out there who are wondering too.
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ReplyDeleteHave you ever seen a woman with a total douche of a guy ...
ReplyDeleteYeah, that's always bothered me. I mean, hell, I'm a total douche of a guy but women aren't hanging out with me. Did I miss the total-douche-of-a-guy club meeting where the "How to Get Women to Hang Out with You Even Though You're a Total Douche of a Guy" guide was handed out? It's depressing.
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