Eric: You'll never guess where I am right now!
Me: NARNIA?!
Eric: See, you can't keep guessing Narnia, because no matter what I say it will be a letdown compared to Narnia.
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Eric: ...so then I said I would get the labels printed and it would ship on time. But I tell you, this guy is pissing me off
Me: (Interrupts) Why doesn't anyone say clobber anymore?
Eric: Wait, what?
Me: Why doesn't anyone say clobber anymore. Like,"'Im'a gonna clobber this guy!"
Eric: You interrupted my story to ask why no one talks like a 1920s bully anymore?!
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Me: Im'a make some Tuna, you want some?
Eric: (Staring at computer screen, not looking) Sure tuna master.
Me: Ok, I will try to remember to rinse the bowl afterwards so we don't come home to that tuna stink.
Eric: (Still not looking up) You better. Or I'll clobber you.
Me: OH! You make me so happy!
Eric: Watch out world, I'm bringing it back! That and the Charlston. I'm a rebel like that.
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Sorry about the cheap entry, but you got a two-fer yesterday, so I don't feel that badly. Also, I did not rinse out the bowl.
Happy Wednesday!
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