Conversations

Julie: Hey, do you want to take an angry shower?! Like, maybe this Saturday?!

Me: NO! Stop it! That's isn't funny!

Jazmin: Okay wait, what the heck is an angry shower?

Julie: It's where I force Enna to go with me to the local indoor flea market and then afterwards she drives like a madwoman back to my parents house so she can shower.

Me: I always come out of the flea market smelling like hot dogs and shame and clove cigarettes. I need a shower after that.

Julie: AND AND AND she won't shower anywhere but her own house, so you know it's bad if she wants to shower at OUR house. Plus, she turns on the water as hot as it will go, so she comes out all red and angry. Just by looking at her you can kind of tell what he kids will come out looking like when they're born.

Me: Oh that is so not cool.

Julie: Yeah so we're going, right? I mean, you owe me.

Me: Dammit!

Jazmin: Count me in! This is something I just HAVE to see!

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So, I guess I am going to the flea market, and afterwards, getting myself an angry shower! Does anyone need some knockoff Nike's or 200 pack hotdogs or Intellavision video game cartridges?