10 Things

I am trying very, very hard to stay positive this week. Everything that could go wrong now has gone wrong. So, here are ten things that I am using to keep me positive/I am thankful for:

1. Good drugs. I may be sick, but shit, that doesn't mean I am not entitled to a legal high. The kind of high you have to give your driver's license at the pharmacy for. My friend Matt calls what I just did the 'Noah's ark' method. "Take two of everything, until think you're talking to animals and God."

2. Good friends. I would have never made it through the day without Nia, Maria, Ann, or Eric. You fuckers rock. Especially those of you who talked to me while I was waiting for the tow truck.

3. AAA. I hate you fucker. No, for real. But damned if you don't come in handy. Albeit once every two years, and you have terrible customer service and you persist in sending me that TERRIBLE magazine despite my protests. You know I have had a truly terrible day when AAA makes the list of positives.

4. Elections. The only reason why I am happy this is tomorrow is because then Judy Biggert will stop calling me. I GET IT. YOU WANT TO BE ELECTED. I WANT A PONY BUT I DO NOT CALL YOUR HOUSE AT 9 P.M. TO ASK YOU FOR ONE NOW DO I?

5. Bridal Party. I have finalized my bridal party. I have included (on my side) everyone who wants to spend this day with me and everyone I want to spend the day with. I chose these people based off of three factors: Do I love you? Do you live in the Midwest? Would I save you in the event of a zombie apocalypse? Some people got two out of three, but I needed all three to qualify. This selection process will invariably horrify my mother.

6. Californication. I love this show. I get all excited on Mondays that I have this to look forward to when I get home (OnDemand). You can probably find it online somewhere. It's vulgar and disgusting and has entirely too much drug use in it, but hot damn, it has Fox Mulder in it.

7. Netflix. It took them 4 years of emailing me to break me down. But, now, I have canceled my premium channels (except Showtime. See #6) and just got Netflix. Next up, the Home for the Holidays my second favorite holiday movie, next to, of course, Love Actually.)

8. Pancakes and Cheesecake. Aka what I am about to eat for dinner. I don't care, judge away, sometimes a gal needs some mo'fo'ing pancakes.

9. New Opportunities. I have been invited to be the Marketing Person for a non-profit group. I will not hesitate to put this on my resume, which means I can now branch into jobs in the field of marketing.

10. You. No, for real. Sometimes I have a bad hour at work, and I log on here and find some funny comments by you guys. So thank you.

BONUS 11. Books about Religion by Old Dead English Guys. Is it 400+ pages? Check. Is it from 1900 or before? Check. Is it about religion and morality and the poverty level of immigrants? Check. I AM SO INTO THIS BOOK.

Bonus 12: Tim Fucking Curry: