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Dear Yahoo Mail,
I think it is time we parted ways. See, you allow past my spam filter roughly 200 messages a day. But you Spam Filter emails from my mother. Are you trying to tell her/me something? She is a very nice lady, I swear.
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An Important Message from my Very Mortified Friend:
If, for whatever reason, you happen to cut your genetials -accidentally, of course, and afterwards decide to take a picture of the cut with your phone, do not leave your on a bar stool and go flirt with guys, because inevidably, someone will pick up your phone, go through it, and send the picture to everyone in your phone book. Twice. And you will have to explain to your mother what in God's name you were thinking when you got the piercings you did.
And I thought that i was the only one who had friends that lived on the edge!
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