Here are some other gifts I hope to never get, and they are all from As Seen on TV:
It's a handheld, tennis racket shaped bug zapper. Or, otherwise known in the legal sector, HANDHELD LAWSUIT.
I would just look at the person who gave this to me and ask, with tears in my eyes, why they hate me. I mean, I love a rocking drum solo as much as the next white girl from the 'burbs, but in no way do I want to wake up to one.
Uhhhh what? Somewhere in this one there's a joke about wanting to stab a little black man...
The first time I saw this I had to stop to read the description. I thought it was a very stoned sperm. Apparently, it's the moon.
Again, one would have to ask what the heck happened to the inventor of this item as a child to make him such a sick, sadistic freak.
An at-home claw machine! Now you don't have to leave the house to be so frustrated that you punch the damned thing.
DOES THIS REMIND ANYONE ELSE OF THE CORN BALLER FROM ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT?
I just like the name of this product - Girl Crush. Preteen lesbianism has never been so bedazzled before!
I don't care HOW MUCH you dress this up - this is still a lawn dart.
I only clicked on this becuase I thought it was a flux capacitor. DAMN. Now I am still stuck in the past.
THIS IS A ROBE. You have it on backwards, which would be charming if you were a child, but because you're an adult, it makes me wonder if you're sniffing Comet Cleaner again...
Ok folks, have a great day!
They say that there is a fetish for everything...,
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