Here are snippets of conversations I have had lately.
Eric: So my [World of Warcraft] party ended early...
Enna: interrupts so you had a bad case of premature evacuation?
Eric: Laughs
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Julie: So yeah, Dad's not eating healthy AT ALL! He ate all the blue cheese!
Enna: *Ashamed* No, that was me. Remember? I asked you if I could eat all the cheese, but you might not have heard me well, because... I had a mouth full of blue cheese at the time...
Julie & Mom in unison: THIS WHOLE TIME WE WERE BLAMING DAD!
Enna: Yeah...sorry about that.
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Ericka: Dang HR Guy, you're looking dapper!
HR Guy: Yeah, I am out of clean clothes and I need to do laundry. The more time that goes on though, the nicer my clean clothes get, until one day I will just come into work in a tuxedo.
Ericka: Top hat too?
HR Guy: Well, yeah, what am I? Some kind of animal?
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Mom [to me]: How about you ditch Bible Study tomorrow and come down here and help me with my computer problems? That way you can go home and go to bed right now!
Julie: WOAH. It's like the Last Temptation of Enna! No Enna! Run! She's the devil!
Mom: Oh shush I am not.
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Today is sandwich day! Have a great day everyone! You know I will!
We had blue cheese and I missed it. Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang!
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