Urban Dictionary Definitions of People I Know

I was fooling around on the internet the other day, and I came across UrbanDictionary.com. So, I put in my friend Pam's name. It came up with:

Pam - An attractive female employee, typically a receptionist, that is at your place of work.

Then I clicked on Pammed, which gave me the defintion to stick your thumb up a girl's butt, which is something I can now NEVER UNLEARN.

But I thought the idea of a pop culture dictionary was still a good one (pammed and all!) so this made me dig further, and I came up with the following:

Enna - can be used in replace of hello on the internet

Ena (if you take the second N off my name) - stands for Erect Nipple Alert.

Eric - The most amazing person in the entire universe. Everything about him is perfect! He's charming, handsome, intelligent, strong, romantic, funny...everything you want in a guy. It's impossible not to fall in love with him! Once you lay eyes on him, you will know from that very moment that you will never stop loving him. (I SWEAR I did not write this!)

Pantry - used as a secret term for marijuana (Also used by me for place that I keep my shame sammiches, but I guess that's just MY definition.)

Hootie - Gullah for joint. Originated in southern coastal South Carolina. (Woo hoo! Gullah!)

Tilly - a retarded girl who makes gestures as if she were an injured dog

Bernie - Created after a hippie music teacher who doesn't wear socks and drives a Mercedes. The term Bernie is to be used to call someone a person who has no rhythm or timing.

Daddoo - (I had to look up DADADOOOO instead) Cops are coming. it pretty much is another way of saying 5-0.

Tom - (Though there were many, many definitions, I went with the most snarky, that had nothing to do with Myspace.) An ungodly looking creature who often repulses the female gender. (Aw heck, I can't be that snarky, it's also slang for lesbian.)

Rich - A Type Of Underwear, Usually Animal Skin, Crotchless Thongs. (Well, hot damn!)

George - of, indicating, or supporting homosexual interests or issues.
Of, relating to, or having a sexual orientation to persons of the same sex.

Beth - a person who is fun and makes you feel all "fuzzly" inside. i think mine is the specialist ....... may have a small pirate fetish. (I didn't add that last part)

Nia - aka, 'the blackhole'. One who possesses the power to lose literally anything within seconds of touching it. Do not lend a Nia anything of value if you ever want to see it again, especially keys. A Nia is a happy creature with an orange glow and sometimes appears to have been rolling around in mud. A Nia may attempt to cook pasta in plastic colanders and other dangerous things of his nature. (Nia! Stay away from my wallet!)

Pandora - Closet Horny. (This was the cleanest part of the entry that did not have to do with Greek Mythology.)

Lori - Crazy hot girl. Beautiful, smart and funny; Lori posesses atributes absent in 99.9% of women. Truly a lucky find. (Dammit Lori! Even you're definition is awesome! It's not fair!)

Buckaroo - MONEY. you sick crazy freakos. jeez. (If you read the rest of the entries, you would know why it is defined like this.)

Nun - Jesus' fangirls. (Possibly the cleanest, most humorous of all the entries.)

Jason - One who can't commit and is emotionally unavailable. Also known by the names "Hobbit", "Frodo", or "Fig". (Which is humorous because I often call him Douche-Baggins of the Shire at work.)

Ericka - Erica is hott, you know, sexy, a bingy, bonger, yeah bitch, jealous much? (The two t's in hott let's you know this is a serious definition folks!)

Susan - To yell "Susan" at an innocent bystander, generally while traveling in a vehicle. A person is "susaned" when they are caught turning their head in the direction of the "susaner". (I need to do this! This is awesome!)

Well folks, if you want to look for definitions for yourselves (be forwarned - there are some things you cannot UNLEARN. Just sayin') you can go to UrbanDictionary.com.